Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
facelessmarie: omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
I'm not Tumblr famous. I love it when a red number...
the-vashta-nerada: hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph mengele bro nye the science guy selena bromez broey deschanel bro dimaggio wolfgang amadaeus brozart brohemian rhapsody ...
homestucksims: asian schools more like best schools just kidding im not a weaboo
Fuck you stomach flu, fuck you. I wanna eat something so bad but at the same time I fear the process of vomiting that will most likely occur afterwards.
Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your...
totally-relatable: So many funny relatable posts in this blog!
[[MORE]]So I just watched The Duellists tonight and sdfghjklsgdfcbn. See it now if you haven’t watched it yet. Even if you don’t care much for the Napoleonic Era. Like seriously. THE COSTUMES AND HISTORY AND COSTUMES AND EVERYTHING HGNGCKAAAAAAAHHHH. Okay I’ll go back to reblogging stuff tomorrow. Please forgive me if this post sounds like and illiterate 7-year-old wrote it...
Tumblr is telling me that I have 13 followers but I only counted 12.
dragonofeternal: sarkyfancypants: papermariofandom: this is still one of my favorite videos on the entire internet Good bye sleep… …what am I even looking at?