#i never noticed mackie’s little head gesture in the first one #CHOOSING TO INTERPRET IT AS SAM BRACING FOR A ‘YES’ #BRACING FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF BEING TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED BY CAPTAIN AMERICA #and then being pleasantly surprised charmed seduced etc
WOOED THE WORD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS WOOED
GUESS WHOSE TAGS ARE TOTALLY GETTING REBLOGGED
Star-struck Interviewer: “You must miss the good old days.”
Steve Rogers: “I grew up in a tenement slum. Rats, lice, bedbugs, one shared bathroom per floor with a bucket of water to flush, cast iron coal-burning stove for cooking and heat. Oh, and coal deliveries - and milk deliveries, if you could get it - were by horse-drawn cart. One summer I saw a workhorse collapse in the heat, and the driver started beating it with a stick to make it get up. We threw bricks at the guy until he ran away. Me and Bucky and our friends used to steal potatoes or apples from the shops. We’d stick them in tin cans with some hot ashes, tie the cans to some twine, and then swing ‘em around as long as we could to get the ashes really hot. Then we’d eat the potato. And there were the block fights. You don’t know what a block fight was? That’s when the Irish or German kids who lived on one block and the Jewish or Russian kids who lived on the next block would all get together into one big mob of ethnic violence and beat the crap out of each other. One time I tore a post out of a fence and used it on a Dutch kid who’d called Bucky a Mick. Smacked him in the head with the nails.”
Interviewer: “LET’S TALK ABOUT THE INTERNET.”
Steve Rogers: “I love cat pictures.”
(Many biographical details are taken from Streetwise, either from Jack Kirby’s autobiographical story or Nick Cardy’s contribution: http://twomorrows.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=52&products_id=513 )
it got better
steve sees bucky in wal-mart. bucky is upset with steve. bucky ignores steve.
bucky gives steve the winter shoulder.
oh come on you shits thas joke was marvellous
"In war, there are no unwounded soldiers." — José Narosky
bruce knows well enough not to ask what you do with those toys or why you have them in the first place, tony.
Phantom faces at the windows.
Phantom shadows on the floor.
Empty chairs at empty tables
Where my friends will meet no more.
KATIE!! THIS IS NOT OKAY!!! FIX IT!!!!
i’ve seen a couple captain america: the winter soldier AUs in the les mis fandom and they usually involve enjolras and those are great but like okay hear me out on this one
cosette as captain america and éponine as the winter soldier
She showed up.
"Peggy, I’m gonna need a rain check on that dance."
"All right. A week next Saturday, at the Stork Club."
"I got it."
"Eight o’clock on the dot, don’t you dare be late. Understood?"
#i think she went that night#and she stayed#for hours#telling all who approached her that she waiting for someone#watching the other couples dance#smiling softly as she reassured the bartender that her date was just a little late#that when the bar was closing and the bartender gave her her last drink#and told her how sorry he was that her friend hadn’t arrived#she’d just laughed softly#and said that’s she’d be waiting for him for the rest of her life#and as peggy carter walked out of the stork club and wiped the tears off of her cheeks#she promised herself that this would be the last night she ever lied to herself#that tomorrow she’d let herself grieve#but tonight she was content with telling herself that steve had just been a little too late#and that he had all the time in the world to make it up to her (via castielwillavengesherlock)
whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight?
okay okay there was like nothing out there (mostly homophobic forums denouncing the very idea of queer heroes) but I found what I could
chris evans has said that his captain america is bisexual (but I couldn’t find the interview), so I mean, theres that, but…